I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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