I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Help. Why am I so naked?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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