No, drunk sperm still make babies.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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