How'd it feel making her break her religion?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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