Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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