You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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