im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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