That's intense
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
It's shark week go big or go home
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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