WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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