It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
