he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I am mentally ready for anal.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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