You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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