I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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