When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
it's great music for shaving your balls
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
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