Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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