He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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