so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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