Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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