i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Randomize
