marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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