wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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