Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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