Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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