he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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