I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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