You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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