Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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