Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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