dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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