Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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