This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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