I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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