Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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