There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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