Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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