so explain again why im purple
no
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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