True but thats because hes a fetus.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
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