is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
there is glitter all over my balls
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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