Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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