can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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