But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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