dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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