I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I feel like a drive thru vagina
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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