Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
COCAINE IS GR8
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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