So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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