It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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