I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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