I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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