I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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