Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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