I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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