it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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