I just saw a hot homeless man
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
